He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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