Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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