two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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