I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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