Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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