North Korea, Best Korea!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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