can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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