After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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