Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
