i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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