I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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