Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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