areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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