WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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