Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
