guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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