Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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