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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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