When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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