I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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