He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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