She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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