So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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