The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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