I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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