At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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