sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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