my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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