Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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