i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
not ubering you a puppy
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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