Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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