i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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