She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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