Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Randomize
