Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
