Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
sex in a hospital.. check
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
