just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize