If that was your dad, he is hot
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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