She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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My penis needs a shock collar
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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