It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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