So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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