haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Four minutes until I can fart!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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