He is an equal opportunity slut.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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