Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
birth control should be required to get into college
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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