I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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