Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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