No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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