Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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