ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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