Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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