I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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