You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Where did you get a picture of my penis
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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