only if we run a train.
done.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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